Top Five Hottest Recently Deceased Women
Nothing's hotter than an unattainable beauty, am I right? And what's more unattainable than a woman beyond the grave? Think these chicks are out of your league? Guess again, pal! They're out of your WORLD! Below is a list of the five hottest* chicks who died within the past ~10 years (no more than 15 years).
*Each entry was assessed according to her hotness in the months or few years before her death. Additional preference is given to those candidates who died most recently.
5. Anna Nicole Smith: Okay, so she was hotter in her younger years, but let's face it, none of the women on this list are exactly in their prime now.4. Margaux Hemingway: English majors ought to know where this hot lady got her looks from... and her suicidal tendencies. I guess she had a pretty literal reading of The Importance of Being Ernest.3. Dana Plato: Diff'rent Strokes babe. Not extremely hot, but she did some nice "softcore" stuff.2. Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes: A little TLC never killed anyone...except her.1. Aaliyah: This girl was Hot as Fire. I mean seriously, what were the chances of her dying in that aeroplane? A Million in One? And she had so many years of hotness ahead of her, you know? She was only 22. But hey, Age Ain't Nothing But a Number, am I right? See any omissions or errors? Think this should be a top ten list? Tell me. I mean, over 100,000 people have seen this and agreed with me, but you feel free to do what you want.
posted by Jake at 2:07 AM
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